So I have grown tired of the CD player in my car. I have a 2003 element which I absolutely love. I actually hate cars but since I require one, I love the element. Listening to the radio this morning I came across a sweet spot for bottoms up. Are you kidding me? You guys actually dropped money for radio?

The commercial went something like this…Two fat asses from the business district needed somewhere to stuff their faces, they picked a super cliche and somewhat haggard pizza place located in SHOCKOE BOTTOM. Num Num Num Num. “Hey how did those figures work out?” “I dunno I never really do my job, I just use my time eating at one of the worst pizza places in Richmond!”

What a waste. They should be airing shit like this instead