Domino’s delivers in a High Speed GTO

NFL Sundays brings us together with other like-minded slobs across town where we choose to fill our hungover bellies with terrible food like pizza and wings.  Luckily Domino’s allows us to order whatever we want without ever speaking to another human being and not only that, but you can order two large pies, 14  buffalo wings and a 2-liter of cola for $26.  We chose orange.

With Domino’s online order tracker you can see exactly who is handling our pizza.  We know George put the pie in the oven sometime around 4:30 and Edward was in his car by 4:34.  He arrived in his muscle car at exactly 4:39 with two piping hot pies and a box of inedible wings.  When we asked him how it was possible he got here so quick, he responded with a southern accent and what sounded like marbles in his mouth, “I’m fast as shit.”

Edward turned around, descended the steps and into the cockpit of his 72 Chevelle SS and peeled off, never to be seen again.